Oh you fancy, huh?

listen…i literally dream of being a woman with a skin care routine, that smells good always and eats vegetables but i am a swamp demon and i’m doing what i can with that 

THIS. Is what I need. EVERY DAY.

me: *to my grandchildren* this roomba is a priceless artifact of our family. our heirloomba.

people unfollowed me because of this post

good

I feel personally targeted

You know when you clean your face really well and exfoliate and stuff and your face feels ten pounds lighter and clean and kind of raw, that’s how I want my heart to feel

This is nearly enough dogs.

best sleeping conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets 

Rhaegar Targaryen died with a whole year’s worth of tax revenue on his breastplate and the costume department of GoT is out here tryna convince me that Rhaegar would wear a potato sack to his wedding. Get outta here