Life's short.Talk fast.

i don’t know what’s crazier.. the fact that Taylor had the audacity to keep Mr. Perfectly Fine in the vault for 13 years, or the fact that “the vault” is probably a worn out journal with glitter and cat stickers on it.

physically i am in a pandemic but emotionally i’m in a storm in my best dress, fearless

i still can’t get over the fact that the apparent conclusion of snape’s arc in the harry potter books is that abusing your position of power over children is forgiveable if you stalked one of their parents when you were a teen

74 year old man w/ pmh of obesity, HLD and narcissistic personality disorder presents with one day of cough.

Patient is requesting 90-day supply of hydroxychloroquine, “my neuroradiologist said it’s the only thing that works.”

Assessment & Plan: no testing necessary, only leads to diagnosis. Patient prefers treatment course combination of denial of illness, magical thinking, and chlorox injections to standard care. Advised patient of typical course of illness and reviewed symptoms which should trigger emergency care. Recommended psychiatric follow up once illness subsides.