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Could really use $12000 and an orgasm right now

makes a weird little noise to indicate that i want you to touch me inappropriately

Playing pervert with you on here is fun and I hope you know that

Mutual masturbation, my beloved

I cld be ur roomate who wears irresistibly too little around the house

 ╭ ◜◝ ͡ ◝ ͡◜◝  ╮  (                      )  (        cock       )    (                  )      ╰     ͜      ╯                      O                    o                             °       〃∩　∧＿∧      ⊂⌒（ ´・ω・）       ｀ヽ_っ＿/￣￣￣/ 　           　   ＼/＿＿＿/ 

I do have an angel and a devil on my shoulder but they’re both perverts

Work sucks you wanna come to my house and play perverts together?

love that nudes on tumblr feel so real, like i love seeing tummies and scars and bruises and cellulite and big thighs and acne

The anon button is not for hate. The anon button is for horny and embarrassed about it.

rb if you want people to be horny and embarrassed on anon in your inbox

you need to be more normal about fwb. no, fwb don’t strip you of your dignity. they are not unhealthy. sexual relationships are not bad. it’s not weird to want them and not romance. friends can fuck. you don’t have to be involved romantically to be intimate with someone. that includes all sorts of physical touch because you are also not normal about platonic non-sexual touch. it’s not weird if friends cuddle, sleep in one bed, hold hands or kiss. friends can be affectionate with each other. it doesn’t mean they are romantically attracted to each other. nor does it mean they will ever be in a romantic relationship. you need to be more normal about touch and sex in general.

every time someone tells me they touch themselves to my pictures an angel gains its wings

Humans literally evolved armpit and pubic hair to be more musky as a result of sexual selection and now the beauty industry is telling you to shave your bush and armpits. I trust the taste of a prehistoric cave woman more than the taste of a Gillette marketing department thank you very much.