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requested a cameo from gdl and asked him to make solas say 'fuck'. enjoy.
I am in love with a voice.... and I think i just woke up my entire house with the delighted giggles I had from this.

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âThe field and the flooring are a few micrometres apartâmaybe the Ninth could make a very very weeny construct to go through that gap,â said the Seventh helpfully.
Harrow said, in bottom-of-the-ocean tones: âThe Ninth House has not practised its art onâweenyâconstructs.â
(Gideon the Ninth, chapter 20)
This bone you unfolded into a seething web of phalanges and nuggety clumps of palm bones, pressed into the door; then those distal tips you turned into fluid, and this fluid you turned into liquid ash a micrometre thick, a veryâweenyâconstruct.
(Harrow the Ninth, Chapter 31)
This callback absolutely delights me. Itâs so minor and ridiculous, but that makes it all the funnier to catch. I like to imagine that itâs Gideon distantly ragging on Harrow, because sheâll never let her forget the time Harrowhark Nonagesimus said âweenyâ.
Itâs even better when you realize that Cytherea-as-Dulcinea was like âthe options are weeny construct or basically murder Gideonâsorry.â And then in HtN Harrow does indeed use a weeny construct to keep a different Gideon from getting murdered by Wake-as-Cytherea.
Hello Locked Tomb fans, I feel like we all need to address the drastic lack of John content in this fandom. I feel like Iâm simping for this bastard all alone and thus, during my reread of Harrow the Ninth I have kept a small collection of some of my fave John moments, which I will now post here because Iâm taking matters into my own hands. Please clap for worldâs okayest God, heâs the funniest bitch here.
And also, obviously spoilers for Harrow the Ninth
âwhat if, LOTR but little animated animals.â by jessica a. m

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I made a really long Nine Houses sorting quiz!
Itâs 40 questions. You can take it here.
If you want to put in the tags what you got that would be cool!!! Iâd love to know! I hope you guys like it.
Verrrrryy minor spoilers for a scene in the later half of Harrow the Ninth (Itâs just mentioning the existence of it, not spoiling it at all!)
Of all the things Gideon and Harrow call one another I'm still mooning over "first flower of my House" like. Fuck, Harrow, how long have you been holding that gentleness in? As cruel as Harrow has been to Gideon before, now when their souls have been bared and they're covered in blood and about to die Harrow touches Gideon's face and calls her precious, beautiful, and hers. This wiseass meathead with huge biceps who can literally pick Harrow up with one hand, the first flower of her house.
âOf course weâre not running,â said Harrowhark disdainfully. âI said a necromancer alone. I have you. We bring hell.â
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âWe do bones, motherfucker,â she said.
the thing about rereading gtn is you realize how well the perspective works in terms of keeping things a mystery on account of gideonâs absolutely clueless himbo brain:
she talks about how rigid and unnatural harrowâs parents are as puppets, meets protesilaus and describes how rigid and unnatural he is in the exact same way, and her only analysis is âwell i bet i can take him in a fightâ
she zones out right as abigail starts talking to cytherea about communication between the original lyctors (which obviously has major implications) and calls it âboringâ
she doesnât realize coronaâs facade even when corona demonstrates MULTIPLE TIMES in front of gideon that sheâs incapable of doing typical necromancer things AND ianthe explicitly refers to herself as the singular necromancer of the third to gideon
palamedes also points out that gideon should know how many keys are left in play and she DOESNT because she just hasnât been paying attention or bothered keeping count
dulcinea also surprises gideon with her perceptiveness and unexpected ability to win TWO keys and harrow even warns gideon sheâs dangerous and gideon STILL doesnât perceive her as a threat cuz hnggg hot lady nice
and itâs very obvious Things are Happening but because gideon dismisses it, we kinda do too. and we arenât privy to any of the extra insight because our narrator is too busy simping over cougars, blonde bimbos, and her boss to take note of any of the big stuff.
but hey at least she figured out that camilla is ambidextrous and uses dual blades as her primary weapons instead of a rapier?? go you funky jock lesbian! but gideon i am begging you to do some critical thinking babe. if harrow had even half of the information gideon was given gtn would have been over in fifty pages
In case youâd like a summary of the book, that pretty much sums it up đ

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So, uh, this is from Tamsyn Muirâs twitter back before the book came out
miss camilla the sixth are you free on saturday
I started reading Gideon the Ninth and itâs so good đ
I really like Fallout villains because they range from âcronenberg meat abomination that can assimilate other peopleâs flesh and is literally fused inside of the wallsâ to âjulius caesar cosplayerâ

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13 saying she specifically set the coordinates so that sheâd land at the same time as the fam, implying that she fully planned on pretending nothing had happened, and that the âspace jailâ thing was just like, a fun short adventure instead of who knows how many decades of imprisonmentâŚ.. no wonder the tardis shifted the coordinates around akjhfkjds she saw the doc about to repress everything all over again and went âOh No You Donâtâ
THE LAST TAG thank you @hahahaha-nooooo thatâs exactly it
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