weird science

splattered red on lab coats? classy, elegant, dashing, chic. but spattered green on lab coats??? that is a whole other level of swanky that i don’t think we appreciate as much

if u see me on my roof settin up contraptions..., mind ur own business

Sorry officer, the only laws I follow are the laws of SCIENCE.

Concept: prescription lab goggles

Fuck this shit, I’m outta here!! *chugs something from a glowing flask and instantly vanishes into thin air*

I’m majoring in mad scientist

bold of you to assume hubris WONT be my downfall

listen i just want to have a personal laboratory stocked full of all the tools and supplies i need so that i can conduct all these tests i have running through my head about genetics and mutations and robots!!!!!!! is that too much to ask :///

*slams fists down on the table* it’s all about the fake lab equipment and green colored water!

hoes mad because my death ray shocks severely and theirs don’t

what is this "male" and "female"??? my gender is scientist why is this so hard for you to understand???

You ever put sugar crystals and food dye in your soda to pretend... For just a moment... That you're a Victorian scientist about to make a very big mistake...