y’all will call healthy coping methods ableist (going outside & getting fresh air, cleaning your room, taking a shower, journaling) but then say lashing out at your partner or friends is an okay coping method so do you ACTUALLY want to get better or do you just want an excuse to be an asshole

I just want an excuse to be an asshole and see who still wants to stay bcz fake friends yknow. 💁🏻‍♀️

There is a real culture of “I’m going to abuse people and they better stay or else they’re ableist/selfish/fake friends, etc” and it’s vile

imagine like. getting married and then moving into your home together. going to bed bath and beyond. getting a nice toaster. ah, love. one day…..

Hey reblog this actually

the only genuinely funny people on this bitch of an earth are either eldest siblings, people with bastard dads, or gays

if you’re all three, you’re more powerful than any of the rest of us will ever be

I have a strong feeling that March is going to be such an incredible month. It’s going to feel like the true beginning of 2019. What we’ve been going through since January has been setting us up for this brand new beginning. Stay strong through the heaviness, we’re almost there!

some of you love to act like bisexuals are just repackaged straight people and not people who also experience same sex attraction that’s why you get on here and act like us calling ourselves gay is appropriation

i love student housing. i’m in the common room waiting for a friend and there’s some dude crying on the couch w a bunch of his friends around him and i can only hear bits and pieces but someone asked him “who gets the minecraft server if you guys break up?” and he started crying harder and a 3rd person reached over to smack the guy who asked it on the back of the head

2019 is the year we thrive (throw knives)

sometimes you’re so depressed and there’s only one person who can get you through it and his name is john mulaney

Did you mean Jensen Ackles?

i really didn’t

Now obviously John Mulaney has had a profound affect on all our lives, but without a doubt to me one of the most impactful things he has ever said was: “Whatever. This might as well happen. Adult life is already so goddamn weird.” That has become one of my guiding life philosophies.