shirley

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

angel losing his wings when I'm forced to edit a line of my thesis from "you can really top from the bottom here if you want" to "not only the mighty possess the ability to change social and institutional realities. one may absolutely choose to deliver an exercitive statement from underneath"

adhd will get you thinking "i should make this doctors appointment" every day for 7 months and counting

none of us are making those appointments huh

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

so I went to the counseling center at my school to set up an appointment etc etc and I know they have a therapy dog there and I was like “where’s the dog?” and the receptionist was like ‘oh I’m sorry, she’s in a meeting right now’ and I look over at the other room and there is a fucking dog sitting in a chair at a long table sitting next to all these people in business suits and I felt like I was in a dream

bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

[Image description: a social media post from "Fifty Shades of Whey" (@davenewworld_2), date and time cropped out: "When we say 'Crime is a social construct', what we mean is that you, as an individual, can go to jail for littering, but a corporation can poison the air, the soil, and the water of an entire town, and no one will go to jail." Description ends]

guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening