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heidelbro

what the hell is going on with texel sheep

tuxankhamun

sheep things i imagine

heidelbro

debatable

tuxankhamun

sheep installed on dog hardware

heidelbro

wolf in sheep's clothing, if you will

tomboiny1

@woolandflax care to explain this, thing?? Sheep head, pit bull body..m

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power-chords

This Dan Piraro comic always makes me cry.

correctopinionhaver

commas are important sometimes

iwannabeaswampwitch

Lots of drama in our household

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germanslav

It's like they know the truth but just can't say it.

evilwizard

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graceofgosh

🌱 EXTREMELY ROBUST SCALLIONS 🌱

do NOT scroll past the scallions. these are extremely robust. i did not seek them out, they were placed before me.

the produce misters had just run. the bundles were tight. the whites were WHITE. good fortunes await.

🧅 repost within 24 hours: robust scallions

🧅 repost within 1 hour: robust scallions + minor windfall

🧅 do not repost: limp scallions. flaccid stalk. the celery will look at you and it will know.

a man in Fresno scrolled past. his scallions went to seed the same evening. his dog stopped making eye contact.

a woman reposted immediately. she found $40 in a coat. her scallions have not wilted since March.

I AM NOT SAYING IT’S THE SCALLIONS. I’m saying look at them. good fortunes await. 🌱

pmamtraveller

A beautiful moment

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caprisunsport-deactivated202010

The 2007-8 Financial Crisis

“My god, what the fuck is on the screen!?”

*distorted screaming*

*loud buzzing*

later that day

“My tiny little americans, we regret to inform you that a little boy somehow hacked into the New York Stock Exchange and unleashed a scream so sonically powerful that it irreperably destroyed the U.S. economy.”

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

tadeadshihamurder

someone on reddit explained 😭

desmolbean404

That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

teaboot

Remember! When companies lay off all their staff because AI is cheaper, this sort of shit is what you can leverage for a better contract when they are inevitably forced to hire everyone back :)

jaimeroyalrobertson-deactivated

LMFAO

molabuddy

really enjoyed the imagery of this post..

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