eir dies at dawn

i just know bandito letters had hella gossip about clancybearer like "i saw the inside of their cot once and there was only one bed" and "torch took his hoodie off, his shirt rode up and there was black fingerprints on his stomach"

it's always "hanged man your prophecy's groundless" or "hanged man your words make no sense" and never "wow hanged man it sounds like there was information i didn't know. it sounds like i might've been wrong about some things i'll think about that and try to figure it out"

and like they looked amazing right? sure maybe to outsiders of the fandom they'll just be two weird dudes who wore mismatched tops and bottoms and didn't coordinate with each other at all but it matters bc they wore something new and fresh silhouettes and they're experimenting more with their style in mature and interesting ways since sai days and it's been building up to now where they regularly wear women's tops or weird style choices like lacey socks that don't feel like a random blind pick or an stylist sabotaging them and they really look amazing and they've grown into themselves so well and sure maybe they'd rather be anywhere else but a red carpet next to a bunch of celebrities but my god did they show off how good they looked and that confidence and cool is so important and translates so well to the period of their lives they're at rn like they're dads(tm) and it shows and tyler shouting-out rosie and junie and thanking the clique and how we're such an incredible bunch of weirdos as a collective fandom that we can at the very least get them that one award and then get to witness the beauty that was drag path with jocals with videos of them as toddlers and kids and seeing the vision of them wanting to be connected since they were babies and god don't you just wish they were??? don't you just wish you could grant them that one wish?? or at least give them a glimpse to see how that world would be like? maybe nothing changes or maybe everything changes and it's so important for them and us to know that it matters that they've been linked since day 1 nay day 0 and it will always be that way if that's what they want us to believe we will bc they've been so desperate to just finish stitching themselves together so they can keep saving each other and know it's been meant to be this way since the beginning and none of this showbiz matters they're just two guys from ohio wearing a leather jacket in las vegas weather and sunglasses indoors and lace socks and a brown suit jackets and doing silly poses on the red carpet and maybe that's just enough for now

Tyler Joseph sings about hearts in jars a total of two times, which isn't a lot, but it's more than most people sing about hearts in jars (which most people don't sing about). But whenever I hear him singing about his jars of hearts, I think of that one TMA (The Magnus Archives) episode (specifically MAG 9, A Father's Love), where Robert Montauk has forty (40) jars with a heart in them, then I think maybe Tyler Joseph isn't that weird for singing about jars of hearts (even if he did do that on two separate occasions).

Strange racists and homophobes on the internet seem to have access to an alternate way cooler version of TV than me. "every white character on TV is in an interracial relationship" "every show has a gay couple in it" "main characters keep having to secretly be bisexual and nonbinary" "every show has gratuitous full frontal nudity" like damn promise?? What channel???