Blanket Skittles on Your Universe

all video games should be dressup games. if you can’t put your guy in a little outfit what’s the point

gonna dump 2 litres of this stuff into my humidifier and see what happens

Hospital

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

“bend over” “bend what? over”

I hate this place

the academic urge to tape a little gary larson comic to your door

As someone who works at a college I can absolutely confirm that no academic in history has EVER resisted this urge

lord grant me the serenity to do my laundry, the courage to do my laundry, and the wisdom to do my laundry

No matter how much Osmosis Jones yaoi you draw it still takes place inside Bill Murray.

The thing is. I would eat the grapes. I would eat the pomegranate seeds. I would eat the Turkish delights. It doesn’t matter what the stakes are if you put a little plate of snacks out in front of me I’ll eat them.

If you sent me to an evil fantasy realm and told me that if I ate anything I would die a painful terrible death then set a charcuterie board down in front of me that would be it for me. Like it wouldn’t even be like a torturous internal struggle to not eat the cheese. I wouldn’t even need to be that hungry.