i would rather be water than anything else

everyone on vivacia is insane and everyone on paragon is a depressed burned out college dropout

"imagine showing insert blank to a medieval peasant they'd die lol" personally i think if i saw the medieval peasant's night sky i'd start crying and never stop

who even gives a fuck anymore moash should be allowed to kill brandon sanderson himself

the fitz dynamic with dutiful is crazy. dutiful was born from fitz's rape* and fitz knows it and clearly reacts to it -- the initial anger and frustration especially drawn on by any behavior or look of dutiful's that Resembles Fitz, the resistance to acknowledging that similarity ('he doesn't look like me, he looks like verity'), the constant retreading in fitz's mind of How It Happened, the 'son of my body' phrasing -- but also fitz still loves verity despite (because of?) verity's repeated and ultimate violations of fitz's selfhood and bodily autonomy and so he's constantly drawn to dutiful out of this missing of/obsession with verity in a way that almost feels similar to burrich's draw to fitz due to fitz's similarities w chivalry. and dutiful doesn't know about any of this and just wants a father and fitz both is his biological father but also mixed minds -- and bodies!! -- often enough with verity so as to be by far by far the closest thing to verity still living. CRAZY!

Anti-Monarchists, Imagine you are a famous traitor and are about to stab the evil king. Incidentally, the king clutches a Vorin baby at his chest. Would you kick the baby out of the way and win vengeance, or spare the Vorin baby?

woke china be like lesbian female emperor and her crossdressing wifehusband from the chengli tribe who talks to horses

hwen I have a migraine I pray to fitzchivalry farseer patron saint of chronic pain for advice and He says blow up this room with everyone in it and kill yourself badly amen

every day I want to be saying shit like "this happened to my friend fitzchivalry farseer" but I can't fucking say that because I can't make myself say his stupid ass name out loud. this happened to my buddy Fitz capital c in the middle chivalry farseer. jesus