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one of those apocalyptic things that we have decided not to talk about is that straight guys do not wash their hands in the bathroom. its fucking crazy pills man.

a guy dapped me up as i was coming out of a bathroom stall. i hadn't washed my hands yet. he was watching me leave the stall. he knew i had piss hands. why did he do that. i didn't even know the guy. he just did that.

idk I can tell that some tumblrinas are not up on fat politics because I see a lot of people saying stuff like “it’s better to be a little fat than waste your life trying to be thin” or like “it’s chic to have a little belly” like okay but there are fat people who are “a lot fat” and have “a lot of belly” which everyone is weirdly silent on all the time. Like the fattest person on earth still deserves to exist in human society with joy and dignity regardless of how they got to that weight or how many health conditions they have as a result of their personal actions…that should be everyone’s baseline here I’m not really sure what’s complicated about it

we deserve to have media with fat characters that like being fat and that are confident and happy in their fatness and they do not want to change that one bit im being very reasonable here

people who comment on dessert recipe videos all need to have their asses beat with exceptions likely in the single digits

did someone order diabetes LOL arent disabilities funny? this recipe isnt healthy because you used sugar & chocolate btw. i assume you are eating twenty of these for each meal every day, so its disgusting to use so many unhealthy ingredients, like one cup of sugar. it would be so much better if you just enjoyed one (1) crab apple🤗 also the way you mixed the batter was idiotic. you stupid woman. your husband probably hates you get off the internet

i am actually a little flabbergasted that we're still doing the diabetes thing btw. maybe i just havent been clicking on these kinds of things but i kinda thought maybe more of us had grown a few brain cells in this era of disability activism & awareness being a little more visible. sadly countless people out there are still stupid losers who never advanced past 2010 internet memes. hope they grow up💔

presenting: a collection of comments i've seen on recipe videos that make me want to rip my hair out and throw a brick through a window "i have nothing skinny to say" SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T FUCKING CARE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE TRAPPED IN A PRISON OF YOUR OWN MAKING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "wait delete this i have a trip coming up" yeah have fun body checking everyone you're with on your vacation i'm sure they'll want to go out with you again when all you wanna talk about is how much weight you've lost and how healthy you feel (you're on a beach in 90 degree weather and you're still cold btw) "my back will always be big" if you're finding that no matter what you do you can't change a part of your body. maybe try accepting that as what it is. instead of starving yourself and being annoying in comment sections "i could never finish this lol omg i'd get SO sick" congratulations. should we throw a party? should we invite bella hadid? should we invite ariana grande? should we invite your mother? "oh my god i'm so fat lol this looks so good" okay! yeah! we can see your collarbones in your most recent selfie but sure! you're fat! is that what you want ???? are you happy yet ????? if i see a single soul tag this with "skinnyshaming" or "skinnyphobia" i'm going to wrap my hands around your digital neck and choke you out. and then block you. i actually do not have time to get into an argument about how "actually being skinny is SO much harder than being fat" cause if you're getting bullied for being skinny either the person doing it is an asshole and is looking for any excuse to be cruel in which case i'm sorry or you're actually not being bullied and people are worried about you

you guys ruined ur lives at fifteen ??????? im almost eighteen and i've been cooked since i was like seven lol

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

If you don't have NPD it's actually more important you reblog this. It's been really great seeing a lot of people with NPD react to this really positively, but I need everyone who does not have NPD to enforce this for their own blogs too.