quinn : )

this nonsexual cuddle pile MUST only consist of people with pussies, if the person im nonsexuallu cuddling fully clothed with ever had a p*n*s in their pants i would call the cops (bust trans mascs with bottom surgery are okay :D we're progressive here)

assigned female at birth cuddle puddles

dreamt that itch.io released their own special adaptable accessible super thin flexible silicon game controller called the Butterfly you could also fuck (they packaged each one with lube and toy cleaner) but there was no specific obvious way you were supposed to fuck it they encouraged everyone to find their own special unique way to fuck it. and they ran these ads for it that were different people from all walks of life saying what they do with it . sunburned rural dad who folds it hotdog style and jacks off into it. biracial masc lesbian with undercut who tribs with the joystick. young amputee in wheelchair who lets it vibrate on his lap while he works on his novel. etc. beautiful supermodel woman whos like "and me? i just game. hard." it ended with them all triumphantly saying into the camera "and thats how *I* fuck #MyButterfly"

i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy

me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok

i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm

hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!

my writing gland is purple and swollen

dress up is one of the most important pillars of gameplay that is often ignored by game developers to disasterous results

If I could timetravel, I would return to just before the height of gamer webcomics, to illustrate my own. Once I earn online notoriety, I will ever so slowly make the characters transgender. The random robot that's there for some reason will be given a hot girlfriend for a joke, but by issue 1138 they'll already be dykes. What will happen to the brown-haired reader insert male protagonist will be devastating. It would change lives.