manne-quinn party

My family and I were decorating for Christmas and my dad asked me what day it was so I checked my phone and it was February 25th and it startled me so bad I woke up.

nobody lures you into the fog anymore

This is the only news I want to hear about

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

all hail the 1 million note Piss Post

Yeah the sex was good but did it have themes and motifs

I’ll see your “the villain repeatedly kidnapping the princess is actually just extreme sex rolepaying” and raise you “it is, in fact, an RP thing, but there’s nothing sexual about it – the princess is just really into escape rooms, and the ‘villain’ is the only escape room artisan around who’s unethical enough to be willing to build challenges that meet her frankly deranged standards”.

The “knight” is the princess’ long-suffering personal assistant whose job it is to go in and extricate her if she manages to get stuck. Of course, there’s no thrill of danger if it’s possible to bail any time you want, so the princess insists the escape rooms be made at least as difficult to get into as they are to get out of!

She’s in another castle because she beat this one herself.

fixed a problem at work that i vaguely saw a manager fix once and i did it faster which means that i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin