Feathers and Bottles

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

I apologize to everyone whose grammar I ever corrected before I learned not to be a tool.

your forgiven.

You’re… really sweet to do that. Thanks.

i bring a sort of "this character is canonically malnourished and would gain at least a couple pounds during their hypothetical healing arc wherein they get better" vibe to the function that people dont really like

never do any sort of collaborative storytelling with your friends youll get addicted for life

i mean this in the nicest way possible but some of you need to learn how to be annoyed

this post is about everyone who’s kind of annoying (which. everyone is annoying sometimes) but it’s also specifically about neurodivergent people who are just trying to exist in their communities without being ostracized for not doing every social interaction perfectly

you can't even tell a fangirl "I hope your blond man suffers and dies" because she wants that to happen to him too

I don't like "men" I like samael devil's gambit

Team “not actually oblivious to flirting, just terrified of appearing presumptuous” represent.

“Yes, in the balance of consideration this person’s behaviour could certainly be interpreted as flirtatious, but it would be purest arrogance for me to just assume they actually meant what they said. I should gather more evidence. Forever.”

waiter waiter! assurances from my friends & lovers that they want to spend time with me, enjoy my company, and find value in my contributions to their lives!

I think we should skip the flirting and go straight to psychological codependence.