Quill's Shenanigans

dude no thats dusty puppy, its totally different from dirty muddy puppy. were you even listening? wh- of course it matters what are- theyre- its just different okay? maybe you should go home. i dont really wanna have sex anymore

if a tigergirl got off topic during a conversation she would wave her paw and say "but i tigress"

we've all got that friend who's a little too ²

visibly clicking "ants.exe" putting on my vr headset wordlessly and full fucking throttle screaming like I'm being killed until my voice gives out an hour or so later, at which point I take off the headset and try to resume our conversation

“you know that thing doesn’t really love you and would eat you if you died” pointing to the empty corner behind you

hi tumblr staff very cool that you changed the like icon for pride month but can we stop banning trans people and Black people instead? thanks (*ಠ_ಠ)つ

if you sneeze without covering your mouth on public transit then you deserve *pauses to consider my convictions regarding punitive justice* *nods head resolutely* the death penalty

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.