the entire doovid meal. [ You wake up in the parking lot of a Walmart. You don't know why you're there, but in your pocket is five dollars, three quarters, two dimes, and four cents. You walk into the Walmart and head over to register four. You ask the cashier, "Hey, what can I buy with five dollars, three quarters, two dimes, and four cents?" they reply, "Five dollars, three quarters, two dimes, and four cents? Why, that's just enough for the doovid meal!" You ask, "Well, whats the doovid meal?" They say, "It's an uncrustable, a glass of orange juice, a glass of milk, and an Epi-pen!" So, you hand over your five dollars, three quarters, two dimes, and four cents. in return, they give you an uncrustable, a glass of orange juice, a glass of milk, and an Epi-pen. You unwrap the uncrustable and eat it, then you drink the glass of orange juice, dip the Epi-pen in the milk, eat the Epi-pen, and drink the rest of the milk. then you walk back out into the parking lot, and there he is, the president of the united states, Doovid, and he's just solved world hunger.] (doovid) (also i'm sorry, but it had to be done)
yes i have the entire doovid meal memorized. no, i haven't seen any marbles around here, why do you ask?
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