#we live in a cyberpunk future

Blowing a dandelion is basically you helping a weed ejaculate.

I was having a good day. We were all having a good day.

I mean it’s kind of not, seeds aren’t analogous to sperm, hell, pollen isn’t analogous to sperm, plants don’t do dimorphic gametes like that. a better analogy would be firing a couple dozen fully-formed babies from a tshirt cannon

Now we’re having a good day again.

I don’t get the last one e.e

If it is empty and the other cars are full there is a reason you don’t want to learn that reason

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sorry I wasn’t blessed with a perfect colon :-/

[2 hours earlier] Justine: “sorry I wasn’t blessed with a perfect colon”… It’s a really good phrase but I don’t know where to post it. Weird Twitter? Me: I’m gonna post it to my stupid shit fuck blog and they’re gonna love it

ASK ME IF I GIVE A FUCK!!!

Do you give a fuck?

yes i am deeply affected by the opinions of strangers largely in part to my cripplingly low self esteem and poor mental health thanks for asking

This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.

No you guys this post helped me find my cat. He was missing for almost a month and I’ve had him for over 12 years. After seeing this I put his favorite blanket he always slept on outside hoping he would smell mine or his scent and he was back the next fucking day asleep on it.

When my cat got out, we called and called for him, and then, later that night, I remembered similar advice to this, and so put his little scratching pad, which he adores, on the front porch. Not even half an hour later, I heard a thump, opened the door, and there was his big butt, meowing at me.

Important and vital

I don’t care that I reblogged this today I’m reblogging it again

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

great post! 👍