tiberius claudius drusus nero

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

I'm cat?

Its my birthday today !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😁😁😁😁😁 for my birthday i would LOVE getting promoted and getting a bit more influence

i got you something

thats very nice claudius 😁 . what is it

dead rat

Its my birthday today !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😁😁😁😁😁 for my birthday i would LOVE getting promoted and getting a bit more influence

i got you something

a small and yucky thing just came out of an egg

and his name is tiberius claudius

no it literally isn't. i didnt do that

kind of love it when someone is given a position of power they don't want and instead of being all reluctantly noble and stepping up to bravely bear the burden they're an immature cunt about it

i don't mean competently evil. i don't mean they get tragically and sexily corrupted into becoming a suave, sensual dominator. i mean they recognise the illusion of choice and privelege that they've been collared with and regress to crying and throwing fits and sulking and indulging in petty cruelty like an overgrown child in the hope that someone "better" will decide they're unfit to rule and take it all away from them.

tiberius

tiberius

he looks sad :(

good

be kind

bald

Careful now

do you KNOW who my father is

I would like to not be on this list

how do you think i feel.

genuinely would not like to ever imagine how you feel

I would like to not be on this list

he looks sad :(

good

be kind

bald

he looks sad :(

good

"lol who cares about historical accuracy i'm just here for porn" well first off those of us with historical accuracy fetishes