whoever started the fiddling rumor is getting executed.
he/him/they
reformed mama's boy
#1 proudest girl-dad, hail to the goddess Claudia Augusta, taken too soon.
Taking back the narrative and correcting the slander on my imperial name.
I will answer any petitions you may have about my life and will do my best to give you an accurate answer (without the FLAVIAN PROPAGANDA), just drop them in the petitions box. Britney tells me I should add "within reason" to this sentence.
i miss my wife, if anyone is able to tell me her whereabouts it would be greatly appreciated. I'm certain the gods would not be so cruel as to bring me back without her- Carissima Mea.
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Advisors:
My advisor in everything of the modern age: @david-aka-nerva
Britney, Nervas close friend and the advisor who showed me how to use The Internets: @britney-in-italy
my wonderful teacher and advisor in philosophy whom I have pardoned: @nothing-is-ours-but-time aka Skittles Seneca the Younger.
servants:
@servus-romanus
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The story of my resurrection, disclaimers and other information below the cut
story of my resurrection (not embellished i swear) :
The prophecy foretold I would rise again, and so I did. Frightened but determined, that fateful night of June 9, 2024 I emerged from my grave and found my way to the nearest light- the home of my advisors Nerva and Britney. A hotel near the place of my most untimely demise.
Nerva taught me the English and Italian tongues and Britney taught me The Internets, together they have taught me the ways of this modern age so that the prophecy may come true.
I am unsure what the prophecy is as it was foretold in the years after my passing and has long since been forgotten but I'm sure it's quite noble.
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tags when i am able to remember:
"posts" about my beloved wife: #Poppaea my beloved
my "reblogs" : #the emperor's reblogs
original "posts" : #the emperor's thoughts.
petitions: #the emperor's petitions
ballads: #the emperor's ballads
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other information/disclaimers:
i am aware of my image, and i am aware that it may be correct. however, i did do good for the empire, and much of the good i did directly contradicts the bad. i am not saying any of what some have said is untrue-- but historical bias does exist. and all of the surviving histories of my life are heavily skewed against me.
that being said:
if you see me make a mistake-- to err is to human. please let me know in my petitions box and i shall attempt to rectify the situation. however if your source for the mistake can be refuted by historical bias i may refute it (kindly of course). that being said if you are mean to me/ use any kind of AI as a source in my petitions box i reserve the right to simply delete it.
if you would like to know my own sources, let me know and i will do my best to provide them (also preferably in the petitions box). most of my information comes from Tacitus and Suetonius my be-loathed, Josephus, Seneca, and others. also i lived it-- duh.
also as a small aside, the person who helps me run this account has decided that i shall not be "breaking character" unless absolutely necessary (or dms). i am unsure why-- the only reason she would give me is "because funy." so i suppose you may do with that as you will.
If you have seen me post anything as "ooc" ........ No you did not...... it was Britney's fault.
at the end of the day-- do not take me to seriously citizens. the person who helps me run this account does so for fun.
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On this day, 1958 years ago, Emperor of the Roman Empire Nero commited suicide.
In 68 CE, Nero was declared a public enemy by the Senate and abandoned by the Praetorian Guard. He fled Rome and ultimately preferred to take his own life rather than be executed. Sources describe him as unable to carry it out alone. His secretary, Epaphroditus is said to have assisted him in the final act. His final words are said to have been: “Qualis artifex pereo” meaning “What an artist dies in me”. His death ended the Julio-Claudian dynasty, the first imperial family of Rome.
Nero... just threw a soda at me. He then yelled I was tricked even after I explained what carbonation is! I am now sticky and wet and gross. Last time I ever let that man child have a soda.
Nero... just threw a soda at me. He then yelled I was tricked even after I explained what carbonation is! I am now sticky and wet and gross. Last time I ever let that man child have a soda.
From what I understand, "dressings" could mean clothes in general. However "dress" usually refers to women's long tunics or chitons.
Unfortunately these barbaric "pants" have come into style recently, and ruined fashion entirely. even the words they use to speak of clothes has become a confusing mess...
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Jean-Paul Sinibaldi, Claudius proclaimed emperor, 1886. Probably my favourite painting of the scene. I mean his face is the perfect mixture of total terror and total surprise.
and besides im young and strong, thats what more than a lifetime of physical labour will do to you. considering your age yk... the currents can be pretty strong
Thank you for your consideration, servus, I have no intention of enter the river myself. And I will not prohibit you from doing so either, only I wish to accompany you to see that you are not swept away or accidentally drowned.
premise 1: "the road to hell is paved with good intentions" -> such a thing as a road that doesn't lead to rome but instead to hell
premise 2: "all roads lead to rome" -> contradicts 1. maybe at the other end of the road to hell is rome? no, because of course you can't get out of hell -- it's a one way road.
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and besides im young and strong, thats what more than a lifetime of physical labour will do to you. considering your age yk... the currents can be pretty strong
Thank you for your consideration, servus, I have no intention of enter the river myself. And I will not prohibit you from doing so either, only I wish to accompany you to see that you are not swept away or accidentally drowned.
why tf did you try to assassinate your mom all looney-toons style. hire the poison expert before trying the imploding room gag
i was trying to make it look like accident. as for poison, i am not aware if you know but mother was the poison expert so it is not as if she would have made it easy to kill her that way.
beside that point, she was not an easy woman to trick in general, and so i had to get....... creative.
i knew she could not resist such an opulent display of wealth and power such as a gold encrusted yacht. even if it was a gift from her son who so openly despised her.
