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hi what the fuck do you MEAN they're making a shitty book based on all the young dudes????? what the fuck

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The longer you're in the Snape fandom, the less he resembles Alan Rickman in your head.
i REFUSE to believe for even a moment, for even a SECOND, that Severus Snape isnt just straight up, unironically, Lucius Malfoy's sugar baby. And Narcissa's too, for that matter. A man like Snape? Tall, slim, with memorable and striking features? He is built for fashion. He is born for The Runway™ and Narcissa Malfoy née Black can never resist the urge to dress him up in pretty things any more than Lucius Malfoy can resist buying and watching him wear said pretty things.
Snape may or may not realize it, but he is absolutely, unequivocally, undeniably being sugared out of his mind.
I'm back from the dead bc I thought of something funny.
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Draco: Professor Snape, why does my father call you baby girl?
Snape: Let's stop talking for a little while.
-the next day-
Draco: WHY DOES MY MUM CALL YOU BABY GIRL?!
Snape: I didn't say we could start talking again!
can you elaborate on severus being autistic-coded? that is so interesting
I have been planning to make a “masterpost” about this topic for a long time, but without having the books in front of me I’ll just list a few things that come to my mind, without a specific order, but I’m trying to start with young Severus.
His speech patterns: As a child/teen/young adult he can barely string a coherent sentence together. Doesn’t have to be an autistic thing, but it’s common. Adult Snape speaks very eloquently, almost to the point that it seems scripted. He gets annoyed when Harry interrupts him, which could just mean that he hates that Harry doesn’t respect him – or maybe he loses his train of thought otherwise. He also speaks in “barely more than a whisper”. Controlling the volume of our voice can be really difficult, we often either talk to quietly or too loud.
Snape’s Worst Memory, especially re: the Defense Against the Dark Arts exam. The Dark Arts can easily be read as Severus’ special interest (along with potions, perhaps). He wrote more than any of the other students, he is completely engaged with that task, his nose an inch from the parchment, and even afterwards he is still engulfed with his paper. He is absolutely obsessed, doesn’t even pay attention to his surroundings (well, until… Potter and Black).
(Also note the way adult Sev talks about the Dark Arts, he absolutely Loves that shit! What a nerd!)
Then we have the way he walks as a teenager: angular yet round-shouldered, twitchy like a spider. Autistic people can have an untypical gait. (Seems like another thing he consciously trained himself out of as an adult, again in a way that also seems a bit artificial almost. Adult Snape still walks weird, but “cool” weird.)
And we can see that he is an unpopular kid. Am I to believe that his peers hated him because they just knew he was an aspiring soon-to-be Death Eater? They just saw that he was a weirdo kid (almost exactly how Sirius describes him in GoF), an easy target, dude clearly doesn’t fit in (doesn’t want to? doesn’t know how?). Which was probably partly due to his apparrent:
poor hygiene. Executive Function issues can make maintaining proper hygiene difficult for us. Even in adulthood he still seems to struggle with it. There can be other explanations for his greasy hair, maybe he’s just like that, but maybe he just… “forgets” to do it. Maybe other things are more interesting. (I believe Rowling once said he “valued other things in him” or something along the lines.)
It also seems he struggled with social cues and misreading signals. Lily was clearly unhappy with him when they discussed their friendship, and Mulciber and Potter, but it seems he didn’t really care, vocal reassurance was enough for him to believe things were fine. Adult Sev doesn’t seem to comprehend that potions is hard for some, instead seems to genuinely believe that Neville is just an idiot boy who wants to make his life more difficult. Zero patience. He knows his craft very well but seems bad at teaching others.
He likes to keep the light in his dungeons very low, and when he moves to the DADA classroom he kept the sunlight out and used candles instead. It’s possible that’s just his aesthetic and part of his grumpy personality – but it could also be that he is very light sensitive. Maybe that’s also why he wears billowing robes: he could be sensitive to touch as well and tight fabrics can be very uncomfortable.
His outburst at the end of PoA is often read as him throwing a tantrum, snapping because he “didn’t get his way”, but it alo could be a legit meltdown. Dude had so much going on that year that at some point… well, it just has to get out somehow lol. I do know that a meltdown can look that ugly for me when I’ve been in a lot of emotional turmoil.
Tbh, his whole fixation on Lily is also so… typical. And people who don’t know better could call that “creepy” even though there isn’t typically malevolent intent behind it. It can be hard not to be like an excited loyal puppy when we meet someone who is nice to us, who is A Friend! Friend! And then he doesn’t let go? Ever? Absolute mood.
For me the greatest indicator that Rowling subconciously added autistic traits for him (I don’t think it was actually intentional) is the fact that John Nettleship, the person that served as inspiration for Severus, most likely had Asperger Syndrome.
I am likely forgetting some things here, but this is roughly it. I personally can only read Severus as autistic. And it doesn’t change anything about his character, just explains where some things are coming from. But of course there could always be other explanations for his traits and behaviour.
Edit: Forgot an important thing: He is definitely not very gender-conforming, which is also rather typical for autistic people.

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“Certainly not. You must kill me.”
There was a long silence, broken only by an odd clicking noise. Fawkes the phoenix was gnawing a bit of cuttlebone.
“Would you like me to do it now?” asked Snape, his voice heavy with irony. “Or would you like a few moments to compose an epitaph?”
If this is not the cuntiest fucking answer to being ordered to commit murder, then I don't know what is. Severus Snape, the icon you are.
in regards to your latest post, genuine question, what do you mean by fanfic with the barcode scratched off?
The 3 books coming out that are just reworked Dramione fanfic - Rose in Chains, The Irresistible Urge to Fall For Your Enemy, and Alchemised. All 3 have been heavily advertised as trad published fanfic, stating HP and Dramione explicitly - which would only be legal if JKR herself was okay with the connection. (Hence why other trad published fanfic isn't explicitly stated and people only find out who have read the original.)
The HP connection is quite literally the thing making these books popular.
Not to mention that the plot of Rose in Chains and Alchemised is quite literally sex slavery where the victim falls in love with their captor. That's not related to them being HP fanfic, it's just fucking weird that this is apparently what got popular in Dramione spaces.
- Edit: A quick look at Goodreads fucking gave me the fanfic names, that's how obvious the connection and the marketing is.
- The Auction (RiC)
- Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love (TIUtFfYE)
- Manacled (A)
I'd like to clarify that a) I will not be supporting that new show and b) I'm also not supporting those books that are just fanfics with the barcode scratched off.
Supporting JKR is not acceptable in any way.
I will also be leaving anyone who financially supports her, which - yes - will include the show.
Thanks 🫶
They’re always going on about how ‘Snape joined a terrorist cult that killed people because of their origins,’ but they conveniently forget that ‘Snape betrayed that terrorist group and actively worked for 18 years to destroy it.’ Apparently, for these people, social reintegration through personal sacrifice for the greater good doesn’t count as redemption, but getting a girl pregnant before turning 20 does.
sorry, but every time i see someone talking about severus as if he were a super hyper mega evil character i laugh a little because, to me, his level of "evil" is equivalent to the level of "evil" of those pathetic cartoon characters who pop a random kid's balloon in the park and are super pleased about it.
(please tell me people haven't already problematized the pathetic and grumpy characters who pop random kids' balloons in the park 😭)

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Hey. Why the fuck is there Dramione fanfic on Goodreads. Yall know that's not a book, right? It's fanfic? You're not including that in your reading for the year, RIGHT? Because it's fanfiction? RIGHT??
Seriously. Who tf is putting fanfic on there. What's wrong with them. It's not a book.
The nickname “Snivellus” derives from the word “snivel,” which means crybaby. So, Snivellus was basically a way of mocking the fact that Severus might show his emotions—that instead of toughing it out like a stereotypical, macho, strong, hairy-chested man, he cried. I don’t think I need to explain why this nickname is problematic—any nickname used to bully someone is problematic—but a nickname that also references a supposed weakness, stemming from the expectations of a patriarchal society for men to display “unmanly” behavior typical of “weak” men, is not just problematic due to the bullying itself but also because of the misogynistic implications it carries. Because yes, misogyny and hegemonic gender roles also affect men by demanding certain traits from them to validate them socially. And I know the Marauders lived in the 1970s, and that Rowling is one of the worst when it comes to gender issues. But I find it quite ironic how Marauders Stans or Slytherin Skittles, who have built their trash fandom and constant Snape-bashing around the topic of LGBTQ+ themes, have the audacity to mock Snape using a nickname that directly attacks gender nonconformity and justifies a toxic, traditional masculinity that shames men who cry or show emotions, labeling them as less valid.
The Marauders weren’t social justice warriors, and James and Sirius, in particular, embodied the classic values of male success through the performance of stereotypical “macho” characteristics: as leaders, as “alphas” of the pack. Both are violent; both are cocky men who try to stand out and mark their territory. Both exhibit behaviors that have typically been excused in men just because they are men, such as abusive and reckless behavior. Their nickname for Severus stems from the idea that showing emotions—especially crying—if you are a man, is a reason for ridicule and mockery because men don’t cry. Men are supposed to be strong, puff out their chests, and keep going because that’s what men do. It’s a misogynistic and archaic mindset that continues to be perpetuated in social models and relationships to this day. And I find it incredibly hypocritical that certain people who claim to hate J.K. Rowling for being a transphobe then go on to appropriate the horribly sexist nicknames she created for a group of heterosexual men embodying toxic masculinity to bully another man for not performing the traditional masculine model expected of someone like him.
Because Severus wasn’t a “macho”. Severus was a studious introvert with a more passive character who didn’t fit into the masculine vision of the time. Everything about him, including his appearance, demeanor, and interests, is unmasculine from a hegemonic perspective given the historical context. But these people don’t care. They’re so limited, so ignorant, and so cynical that they not only ignore these kinds of nuances but even find it funny to reproduce insults that any real-life James Potter would probably have used against them.
Make no mistake: James Potter and Sirius Black wouldn’t have been your friends. They would have tortured you as much, if not more, than Snape. And that’s the most pathetic part of their fandom, unfortunately.
“it sounds like you’re justifying their actions-“ i am. they’re a fictional character. i’m okay with anything they do all the time. hope this helps.
people who try to "remind" you of your favorite characters' horrible actions make me laugh. "Let's not forget they did this and that" yeah I haven't forgotten, I'm just too busy putting him in a cute outfit
I'm too busy making him fuck various characters. Sorry 🤷
friendships end. relationships end. fictional man whos doing even worse than you is forever

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Severus Snape the type of guy to not even be in an omegaverse and still end up being an omega somehow
my god i am so cooked, i am so obliterated by my own hunger for bottom Snape. My one ragged braincell like a cat yowling at 4am for The One And Only, The Ever Beloved Bottom Snape. I NEED that Sneep to be railed i cannot be normal about it, i fear.
Bottom Severus is life ❤️
this post somehow perfectly describes Snape actually
severus teaching his students about werewolves when it wasnt even time for them to learn about that subject yet bc he was worried remus could me harmful for them.
he cares discreetly.