terrified.

People trying to invent devices to let dogs speak have not considered carefully enough all the things our dogs have seen us do.

#theyre the same outfit

I have an idealized version of myself in my mind and she’s really pissed off at my life choices

GET BACK HERE YOUNG MAN

THE PAW THROUGH THE WIRE

#the universal carer’s emotion: GET BACK HERE                                                            

“STOP UR MISCHIEF”

i cannot stop laughing at that baby’s arms folding like a damn picnic table

#oh you love women??? name three of their albums

millennial culture is being unable to eat dinner unless you are watching something at the same time. movie? tv show? twitch stream? doesn’t matter. just have to be able to click play

i mean if im by myself what else am i gonna do?? be alone with my thoughts?? out of the question

IF 👏 A 👏 LARGE 👏 DOG 👏 THINKS 👏 IT’S 👏 A 👏 LAP 👏 DOG 👏 IT’S 👏 A 👏 LAP 👏 DOG 👏

Not all heroes wear capes??? Yeah, that’s because some of us listened to Edna Mode, you Buffoon™.

Date someone who will date you

Need me a freak like that