THE END OF AN ERA

if a werewolf dies but they were an organ donor does someone get a new kidney that turns into a wolf kidney once a month

imagine having a feeling of pure bloodlust radiate from one side of your mid-back approximately every 28 days

I don’t need to imagine

Only good tiktoker is that cat w the big wide head that sits with its elbow up on the table with a stern grouchy expression and a drink

RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the gods

gone girl is how blonde white women go insane and black swan is how brunette white women go insane

What about gingers?

Carrie

orders an uber and a few minutes later an eagle flies down and snatches me off the ground like a mouse

& BTW I am so charming and handsome and immune to most forms of damage