Sad boi hours

Spreader bar so you can’t clamp your legs shut as you climax and I can draw another orgasm or two out of you <33

This cunt is mine babygirl *pussy slap* you belong to me *pussy slap* i fucking own this hole, understood? *pussy slap* or do i have to remind you?

When ever a cishet man enters my dms, this is how I feel. A new Jester has entered the Court!!!

I wanna be feeling up her boobs and rubbing my thumb over her nipples and pinching her nipples and bringing my mouth to her nipples and gently biting and sucking on her nipples until she starts moving her hips against me and then i will lay her down and fuck her while sucking on and playing with her boobs until she's a complete mess

i love being a yearner and a freak. like yes my heart aches and wants, but so does my cunt

i need to change my whole life in one day. watch out world. i'm about to rearrange my furniture and cut my hair and develop new yet fully formed healthy habits all in the span of 24 glorious hours. i will also be buying groceries.

Shane Hollander really is the guy of all time. he's gay. he's autistic. he's wasian. he's the best hockey player in the world. he married his 8 year situationship. he's a millionaire but only because his mom said so. he has beautiful freckles. he had sex with a man for 8 years but the possibility that he might be gay only crossed his mind when he called him by his first name for the first time. to convince himself he was straight he started dating a movie star. he came out as a bottom. he does yoga. his situationship offhandedly suggested getting married for citizenship and he immediately stayed up until 4 am scheming so that wouldn't happen. he's an olympic medalist. he has a dog. his wedding song was diamonds by rihanna. he likes ginger ale.

girlhood is a lumineers concert

Just bear thoughts.