recreational screaming

floor the gas!!!! some sort of 50s Dandy is in our way!

Julien Davinos is basically just if Inigo Montoya and Regina George had a baby

breath of the wild was such a good game. its not its fault that it accidentally ruined the AAA gaming industry for awhile including its own sequel by tricking people into thinking that the Open World With Crafting element was the thing that made it good.

they really made a game where the fundamental appeal to it was the very physical way you were made to navigate and interact with the game's world as you discovered new places, where your ability to engage with the narrative hinged upon your ability to identify and seek out distinct landmarks of hyrule after a century of change. and then they were like. okay here's our sequel. remember all of that beautiful, breathtaking exploration you got to do? well no more of that. you're welcome! you can either crawl around in the dark between clusters of copypasted assets or drift aimlessly in the sky between clusters of copypasted assets. and you may say that sounds boring as fuck i don't want to have to walk between sets of copypasted assets. ohohoho... worry not my friend... you don't have to walk anywhere anymore. you can fornite drop out of the sky with a fan blade glued to a set of handlebars and never again have your ability to get from point A to point B impeded by any of that pesky """gameplay"". now get back to clipfarming korok torture devices

I dont think ive ever seen a review of TOTK i disagree with more