Halloo!

sorry but youre never going to get me to care about workplace theft

You laugh now, but they stole my workplace last year. I looked up from my desk and I was just standing in an empty field. Desk was gone too

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

took him fishing and all we caught was feelings 😔

oh, cuz y'all suck at fishing?

the fish weren’t biting but I was. nibbling on his earlobe like a skeeter.

"slut era" i say as i rot and decay in my bedroom and watch the years pass me by as i miss out on core experiences other people my age are having while i think about the past

I can always post worse

and more pervertedly

They'd be prettier if they were coughing up blood btw

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

hey can you come over and surgically remove this heavy, aching rot from my heart? we can watch a movie afterwards

destroying and betraying yourself for nothing all by yourself, handsome?