nuts

I ate too much cheese

Still on my cheese shit in 2020

Still on my cheese shit in 2024

2024 was bad, let’s charge the cheese post and cast a spell for mercy in 2025

Y'all see what happens when you don't cast the mercy spell?

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

i feel dirty after reading that

do yoo need a scwubby wubby? OwO

i think i do need a scwubby wubby to be honest but not from you

When is it my turn to be happy.

​World Heritage Post

A guy at the gym just looked around, realized he was lifting the same weight as a "girl" in a wheelchair, pushed his weight up two notches, screamed once, and left.

Like,

love my downward spiral :) #myspiral #descending

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you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

my ultimate fantasy is to have a brain and body that allows me to enjoy being alive