Princess Poggers

RIP dick cheney, you should’ve died in prison at the Hague instead of at home surrounded by your loved ones. or, for the sake of karma, at least have gotten shot in the face.

😢😢😢

people dating military members/cops are absolutely the weakest link under all circumstances in every moral sense

I have a disease called I Cannot Shut The Fuck Up

You gotta let your girl know you’re craving her

maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient

maybe i like pulling out my debit card instead of using apple pay. maybe i like untangling my wired headphones. maybe i like typing something into the search bar instead of using siri or whatever. maybe i like curating my own social media feeds over an algorithm. i just don’t think everything has to be perfectly streamlined and efficient i like it when things feel tethered to the real world.