beka

we used to have the eras tour

rb to bonk prev with an empty paper towel roll

i was born inside an airpod case 3 minutes ago your honor and i love abortion

this is the most unhelpful post ever

do i look like a fucking faq to you

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

my favourite thing about hercule poirot is that once he solved the murder he just makes everyone involved sit in a circle and dig shit about everyone before telling who’s the killer he’s like “i know we’re here because someone is dead but lemme tell you susan is the illegitimate child of paul and bethany is in love with her step brother. this had absolutly nothing to do with the killing but i thought yall should know tbh. now about the murder”

Poirot the king of #receipts

i think it's actually really horrifying and detrimental that it's considered socially unacceptable to tell parents when they are making mistakes while raising their kids

friday the 13th leading into valentine's weekend is so crayzmazingly pussy popping I feel gothically horny just thinking about it

mutuals I am extending a bag of chips towards you and giving it a shake to imply I want you to have some.

we need to keep this circulating so it can find the people who are about to stay up for 3 to 4 hours

Does anyone know what to do