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Pokémon GO: *shows picture of egg* “Oh?” Me, every time: “Oh?”

*legendary Pokémon awakens from a 1000 year slumber* roight wots all this then

If you require kids to go to school by law, they shouldn’t have to pay for anything at all to be able to go there. They shouldn’t need to pay for food, books, a laptop, anything that the school gives you. If a child has to pay in any way to attend school, it’s a failure of our government to provide proper funding

This also includes transportation to and from school.

This should also include accessibility, aids and assistance for disabled children!

The worst part: You just know some deeply unpleasant person is reading this and concluding that the solution is to stop requiring kids go to school.

Let’s all take a moment and thank biology that our internal organs don’t itch.

Fun fact: digestion is actually really painful but your brain just tells you it’s fine the same way it tells you not to bite off your fingure even though you can

that’s… frustrating

Hey quick question why the FUCK doesn’t it do that for menstrual cramps

This is like the opposite of that dude sliding down a snowy hill with classical music

starcrossed lovers

This… this is what lightning magic is supposed to be like.

I’m the “wow”

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

My 57-year-old dad insists that we play Mario Kart every time I come home to visit and plays as Luigi so he can scream “hasta Luigi” as he passes people

Sis the ads are personalized based on what you google… maybe stop googling tentacle porn / fleshlights 👀

That explains all the life insurance and senior benefits ads ive been getting on this website as i am actually a 90 year old man on the cusp of death