Queenie's Trash Space

second base: torture

look. listen. i just think that byakuya/hisana/renji has so much potential and i am paddling this tiny leaf-sized raft furiously away from (or towards???) the storm-drain waterfall alkjdlaksj

I JUST THINK THEY WOULD WORK REALLY WELL TOGETHER. byakuya would absolutely self-immolate if he ever realizes he has feelings for someone who isn't his Most Beloved Wife but hisana would think it over because she's pragmatic like that, and come to the conclusion that this could be good, actually. AFTER byakuya has been convinced not to walk into the ocean to drown himself. hisana wants to see her husband kissing his lieutenant. and it'll be nice to see someone hold him down properly. and she's seen the way they look at each other, and renji is clearly very devoted and byakuya is lovesick - yes, this could be good.

renji's just in this for the ride, he'll sleep at the foot of their bed if that's what they want, he will take any tiny crumb that they give him

hisana thinks he's very silly. it's a big bed. come cuddle her and her husband!!