Queen of Squee

“I got them when I grew up,” I said, “and a few more when I had you.” I grinned down at her. “They’re my stripes. You’ll get stripes too when you grow up.”

She was overjoyed. “Really?”

text them and start playing one of those 20q games

if they start being a dodgy fella drop em

if they ask “You like anyone?”  reply Yeah, you.

► Name ➔ Rachel ► Will you answer all questions truthfully ➔ of course! ► Are you single ➔ no ► Are you happy ➔ very ► Are you Italian ➔ no ► Are you German ➔ no ► Are you Asian ➔ no ► Are you angry? ➔ rarely ► Are you Irish ➔ no ► Are your parents still married ➔ yes

TEN FACTS ► Birth Place ➔ devon, england ► Hair Color ➔ brown ► Eye Color ➔ blue ► Birthday ➔ august 23rd ► Gender ➔ female

► Lefty or righty ➔ righty

► Summer or winter ➔ winter ► Morning or afternoon ➔ morning

TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE  ► Are you in love ➔ maybe ► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ no ► Who ended your last relationship ➔ me... ► Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ i hope not! ► Are you afraid of commitments ➔ i used to be, but I'm getting better! ► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ yes ► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ no ► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ no

TEN CHOICES ► Love or lust ➔ love ► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ both ► Cats or Dogs ➔ dogs ► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ a few best friends  ► Television or internet ➔ internet  ► Pepsi or Coke ➔ pepsi (max) ► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ one then the other! ► Day or night ➔ night ► IM or Phone ➔ IM

TEN HAVE YOU EVER ► Been caught sneaking out ➔ no ► Fallen down/up the stairs ➔ yes ► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔  oh yes ► Prank called a store ➔ no ► Skipped school ➔ no ► Wanted to disappear ➔ no TEN PREFERENCES  ► Smile or eyes ➔ eyes ► Light or dark hair ➔ dark, but i like both ► Shorter or Taller ➔ taller  ► Intelligence or Attraction ➔ attraction ► Hook-up or Relationship ➔ relationship ► Funny and poor OR rich and serious ➔ i'd like someone in between funny and serious... the wealth thing is irrelevant, really.

ABOUT ME ► Last Phone Call ➔ my mum, I think ► Last phone call you received ➔ my boyfriend

► Last thing you ate ➔ a cupcake

► Last thing you drank ➔ tea ► Last place you were ➔ my kitchen

Twisted: The Untold Story of a Royal Vizier

Starring Bill Bailey as Walter White and Dappy as Jesse Pinkman.

After he is diagnosed with terminal lung cancer, his treatment gets paid for by the NHS, and he makes a full recovery. Jesse gets an ASBO and turns his life around via a government-funded apprenticeship programme in plumbing.