Don't Give Me None of Dat Sassofras

one time i saw someone skipping rocks and eating a sandwich along the beach and idk he just tossed his sandwich in the water and bit the rock and he just stiffened a bit but i saw him dying inside after realizing what had just happened

is this the fault in our stars

what if one day you were scrolling through your dashboard when you saw a picture that someone took of you doing something weird that you didnt know anybody saw you doing with like 20k notes 

this is the best gifset of my life

What if prisons let prisoners take their own mug shots?

Cellfies

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

this is never not funny

I literally just dropped my spoon in my cereal.

ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda

what

That sentence was a roller coaster.

if this gets 500 notes ill download every single kidz bop album and marathon the whole thing, or at least not listen to any other music until i get through the entire thing