Tobias' Hair Plugs

those “i don’t have 2020 vision” posts were right. i literally never could have told you this is how the year would go

this post eminates incredibly demonic energy

This is like finding a stray journal page in a ruined city that talks of some grand festival and the date of the entry is the day before the city was destroyed

I feel like the funniest part is that the link still works but the first post you see is them describing how deep in debt they are after the whole fiasco

three older motorcyclists pulled up behind my car when i was at a stoplight and they were just. investigating. so shocked and confused. grappling with the punchline, struggling, grasping for some semblance of understanding, only to find none. i love gen z humor dumbfounding old men.

Honestly Emmett in Legally Blonde the musical is so much better than the movie version. Like you can actually see why it was that Elle fell in love with him and you can see and feel the bond between them and I think that’s super underrated.