'tis my den of iniquity

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

There's always something so painful about watching a pretty good actor fighting for their life to give a decent performance of an absolutely dogshit script. Putting their whole heart soul and pussy into delivering the stupidest lines you've heard in your life. My god. We have to get them out of there

everyone has a ship thats just: theyre perfect. they hate each other. theyre married. they havent spoken in 15 years. they have date nights three times a week. theyre divorced. theyre pining, its unrequited. its requited. theyre starcrossed. theyre meant to be. theyre doomed by the narrative. they love each other. theyve never held hands. they wont stop making out at parties. they cant look each other in the eye

Thank you to Josh Grisetti for years of wonderful acting and being a wonderful person

Did you ever just feel so lucky for knowing someone you met online? Like.. I was one click away from not following you. I was one second away from never even knowing of your existence.I would never have been this happy!!!...

The only man who I ever aspire to be is William Kempe, who originated many of Shakespeare's clown roles, did a lot of unwanted improv, and also morris danced from London to Norwich in nine days

No, but his improv was so unwanted that allegedly Shakespeare wrote the line in act 2, scene 3 of Hamlet "let those that play your clowns speak no more than is set down for them" about him.

I love you and you're right, he is lying. But also Henry IV has two parts and Henry VI has three so technically he was only off by one play, give our Will some slack 🙂‍↕️❤️

hhrhhhhrgrgrghrrr I need to throw all the something rotten characters at a wall