melanie

Why he drinking soy sauce with pears

the caption says “when you come home from grandmas” and honestly?? y

mid life crisis ? no no, mid DAY crisis. happens every day

Finally found the perfect response

The second Taylor’s song is released, I’m turning off all of the lights, putting The Good Headphones on, lighting candles and locking myself in my room. This is a ritual, bitch. No one will ruin this. I swear on everything if I hear something that is not this song while it’s playing, I am throwing bodies out of windows this is not a joke. I have waited TOO LONG. The anxiety I have right now knowing that we’re a few hours away from hearing something we have NEVER heard before from Taylor in itself is enough to make me scream. DO. NOT. DISTURB.

NO. NO FUCKING SHRIMP OR HE DIE.

This is what I’d call a responsible restaurant service. Well done.