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Misplaced Lens Cap
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One Nice Bug Per Day
almost home
noise dept.
Game Changer & Make Some Noise
YOU ARE THE REASON
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The Stonewall Inn
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occasionally subtle
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@queenlilmermaid
men’s loyalty to violence is disturbing. when women want a life free of abuse, assault, threat, & coercion, men’s first suggestion is “learn to fight back. learn to defend yourself”. i don’t want my life to be a fight. i don’t want to “prove myself” through inflicting pain & fear. i don’t find violence and physical conflict fulfilling or self-actualising. they’re exhausting & dehumanizing
Tea only
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Thanos, the Great Liar
Say, Thanos, I recall you telling your adopted space daughter (who you routinely abused, by the way) that her home planet of Zehoberei was now thriving because you killed half its population - including her birth mother - because ‘balance was restored’.
Do you know what I think about that?
I think it’s nothing more than a
BIG
FAT
LIE!!!
So apparently her planet prospered to the point everyone spontaneously died? Troll-logic yourself out of that one, you insane oversized prune.
Welll… TECHNICALLY he would point out that
No one is starving on that world
The crime rate is reduced to zero
The economy is very stable.
Pollution is no longer a problem.
It’s all in the spin….
wow.
“In my personal experience, women raise their voices because they feel like they aren’t being listened to. Men raise their voices because they feel like they aren’t being obeyed”
I want this tattooed on my face
Hitting that reblog button hard and fast
being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud
being in a public restroom
being in a public
people adding things 2 my posts
your posts
ur blog
IM LAUGHING SO HARD. I THREW MY PHONE SO I COULD BREATHE
you thinking that comment was necessary
thinking
wen u zoom in
I love this post
love
It just keeps getting better
overused captions
Tumblr’s new layout
the internet
this is the only long ass post i’m ever going to reblog
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BENJAMIN FRANKLIN AND JOHN ADAMS ONCE HAD TO SHARE A BED IN A CROWDED INN, AND SPENT A CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT OF TIME ARGUING OVER WHETHER OR NOT THE WINDOW SHOULD REMAIN OPEN DURING THE NIGHT, AND WHETHER AN OPEN WINDOW WAS A HEALTHIER WAY TO SLEEP OR A SUREFIRE WAY TO GET SICK.
I wonder who was of which opinion
FRANKLIN WANTED THE WINDOW OPEN, ADAMS WANTED IT CLOSED.
I wonder who won.
FRANKLIN, BY TOTAL KNOCKOUT. HE KEPT EXPLAINING WHY FRESH AIR IS ACTUALLY GOOD FOR THE BODY UNTIL ADAMS GOT BORED AND FELL ASLEEP, ALLOWING FRANKLIN TO DO AS HE PLEASED RE: THE WINDOW.
I looked this up and it is 100% true.
didn’t franklin also take WIND BATHS where he’d just strip down and go stand on a hill in the wind or something
THAT WAS ONE OF FRANKLIN’S FAVORITE EXCUSES TO GET NAKED, YEAH
yall r still mad at your high school english teachers for making u analyze shakespeare or hemingway to teach you the most basic understanding of metaphor and themes in art. thats a good thing dude. if people on here were more literate in that stuff we wouldnt have like. reylo shippers
reylo stans could show up at my place with a gun and i still wouldnt care enough to read their replies
Why Looney Tunes: Back in Action is objectively the greatest film ever made
No-one ever talks about Looney Tunes: Back in Action and that’s a crime.
Because…
Okay, Brendan Fraser plays a stuntman.
…who hates working with Brendan Fraser.
His dad is Timothy Dalton, who plays an actor most well known for spy films.
…who turns out to actually be a real spy and hides spy shit behind a portrait of himself.
So father and son have to team up to stop an evil genius… played by a near-unrecognisable Steve Martin.
…whose henchman is WWE star Bill Goldberg.
By the way, Steve Martin is the head of the ACME corporation.
Yes, that ACME.
Oh, and among Martin’s underlings are Ron Perlman and Robert Picardo.
So anyway our heroes end up at Area Fifty TWO… which is run by Joan Cusack.
…and which houses all sorts of alien nasties, including…
TRIFFIDS
THIS ISLAND EARTH MUTANTS
ROBOT MONSTER
AND MOTHER FUCKING DALEKS
Plus the twins from Gremlins 2 play the WARNER BROTHERS
Shaggy and Scooby chastise Matthew Lillard over the live action Scooby Doo movie.
Porky Pig and Speedy Gonzales lament political correctness killing their careers.
Brendan Fraser gets to punch Brendan Fraser.
Fucking plus
Plus the whole time he’s accompanied by Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny, and the whole thing was directed by Joe Dante so you know that’s a perfect fit.
So in conclusion, please watch Looney Tunes: Back in Action. It will most likely change your life.
if you’re reading this
a lump sum of money is on the way to you
it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?
It Works the money is on its way!
Need this.
Of course
It worked tho
I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.
ENERGY
OKAY LEGIT I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY. ME AND MY PARTNER ARE IN SUCH A TIGHT SPOT FOR MONEY ATM AS WE ARE SAVING FOR A DEPOSIT ON A HOUSE. I GOT PAID DOUBLE WHAT I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO GET AND SO DID HE AND HONESTLY I CRIED SO MUCH TODAY IM SO HAPPY AND RELIEVED
Positive vibes!!!!!
All of you out there supporting planned parenthood should really remember what the woman who founded them said…. just saying. Do not stand with PP
Actual Quote:
“We do not want word to go out that we want to exterminate the Negro population.”
As in “we don’t want people thinking this because it’s not true.”
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Why is it when I see a white girl with a tattoo on her thigh i think sexy? But a Latina I think ghettos as fuck?
because youre racist
did the early 2000’s really happen or is it just a lie that the government wants us to believe
It was ahead of it’s time
Good morning, Who are we cancelling today?
My 9 to 5
Reblogging for good luck
thx thanos
When I’m done half of your debt will exist.. perfectly balanced.. as all things should be.
Why don’t you take care of all of it you purple bitch
Reblog the money thanos to pay off half of your debts and make life easier
Don’t even trip.. I'ma take those off ya hands for you.
These are… actually pretty inspiring.
Cool.
Forever reblog.
“you are never taller than when you stand up for yourself”
thats just awesome
“You’re the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success; F***ING ACT LIKE IT.”
My fave right there.
When life gets harder, you must have just leveled up.
Inspirational fucking post right there.
The last one is my favorite.
Always reblog Courage Wolf!
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After the shower. Oil on linen. An experiment in how many water drops I could paint before I went insane. (i lost count)
this is AMAZING
THIS IS A FUCKING PAINTING
I thought this was a fucking photo omg
u deserve infinite notes!!
Thanos’ Plan
