Somewhere near and far in time

Lol....what if 👀 you bit me ??😜 and turned me into an immortal creature like you?? 🥰 and invited me to join your immortal coven and family of undead vampires? ....just kidding tho 🤪 .....unless ???? 👀

this is how people 5'4" and under unload the washer

Men think they’re so angry. They’re not angry. They’re just weak to the false power that aggression gives them. No man will ever understand the sheer, unearthly rage I feel inside when I, or any other woman, is treated lesser than for being a woman. Men do not own anger, it’s not theirs. It’s ours.

fuck diamonds. girls don’t want diamonds. girls want over 40 pounds of freshly caught alaskan salmon

Bugs Bunny isn’t your conventional trickster god - he doesn’t steal or lie; rather he inflicts on us a societal hubris. He traps us in the rules, conventions and expectations we’ve made. Forcing us to go through the niceties of the barbershop or DMV at the times most inconvenient to us. If we didn’t have these rules - if it was twelve thousand years ago and all we had was a snare and a knife, Bugs would be nothing more than a mortal rabbit. But now we have built so much and he has become a god.  

Been a while since I’ve seen this good post.

trickster god of bureaucracy