Your Friendly Neighbourhood Hoe

Coward I would say Bowser

i bet you would

i would say something else

Coward I would say Bowser

i bet you would

i would say something else

WHO tf keeping pads with no wings in production?? Put it in your draws and by the time you walk out the bathroom it’s down the street buying scratch offs at the corner store. Like girl

by Ming Doyle

(via fyeahdickgrayson)

heehe i need to withdraw fish from my ocean account

Offshore account

people who enter my home will be shown an assortment of objects

my favorite is when Kermit’s facial expression is simultaneously an obvious hand in a puppet but also an instantly recognizable and relatable emotion

Are we flesh or blood? You buffoon. You clown. You absolute candlestick.