modern day persephone

Heavy is the chest that wears the tits or whatever

bring back the concept of limited series. shows should end

it fucks me up that tolkien only died in 1973. dude has the vibe of a victorian scholar who wrote all his manuscripts by candlelight but then you look him up and realise that he knew what color tv was. what the fuck.

Tolkien had personal beef with the Beatles

He actively encouraged Led Zeppelin to write songs based on the LOTR series and considered it an honor

WHAT

The fact Brooklyn 99 is ending without guest appearances by Seth Meyers and John Mulaney is absolutely criminal and I will hate this fact with as much hatred as Jake loves Die Hard

due to extenuating circumstances I shall not be aging this year

Just finished i may destroy you and i feel like i have to do something about it? Like i need to go shake michaela coel’s hand or commission her portrait or maybe write her a sonnet? What now

not 2 exaggerate but the good place’s thesis of “if the modern pressures of life were removed, we would inherently seek out opportunities to learn and become better and kinder people” is a more interesting and valuable thing to say about society than anything that’s ever been said about cell phones