CYNICAL & SARCASTIC

Relationships & friendships are supposed to lift you up, not drain you of energy.

cant wait til i move to another country and be that girl that disappeared to live her life

ehh what the hell

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

Oh? Well… *reblag*

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

I have nothing to lose

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

Money dog is my friend

Money dog is the shit

I believe in the money dog😀

I believe in the money 🐶

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

Pplease😭🙏🏽

Me, doing literally anything: my motives are complex,

That’s a face that says “I waited too long to correct this person so now everything is awkward and I’m really uncomfortable.”

Hey so I looked this up and it’s a joke post by a wildlife rehabilitation group! https://www.facebook.com/122334mommy/?hc_ref=ARS-GF9yIX9bpP3eu-UWcS9Rwn1_wFmJEaq7ulcsZILjI7I99TguM5lWcxeqQBJoy6M&fref=nf They’d probably appreciate it if the source was known!

i am so, so, comforted that this is a joke post

the first person to fall asleep at my party gets tucked in and given some water in case they’re thirsty later

also toast and/or eggs in the morning, because I love you, you sleepy bastard

what about the last person. what do they get.

the last person is me and I get the peace of mind of knowing that my friends are as comfortable and safe as I can make them

do u ever feel like ur pulling an academic icarus flying too close to your deadlines on wings of deeply flawed time management

THE TAIL WAGGING

that’ll learn ya

she was just thirsty :(

Adults think its disrespectful when you don’t let them disrespect you