Fuck It.

Executive dysfunction is basically going “Okay one two three go. And now. Aaaaaaannnnnnnd we’re goinnnnng now.” for like three hours before the thing happens

I'm like if a chivalrous knight kissed a fair maiden's hand and said "my lady, I fight for you" and then walked off and immediately tripped over his own armor and fell on the ground

"As I was saying, milady," he springs to his feet, declaring proudly, "I worship the very ground you - " before tripping again.

#my knight in stumbling armor

Has a praise kink but shys away at compliments and hides wherever possible.

Bouncing on or sucking his morning wood while he’s still asleep because it looked so painful 🥺

already october. that'd freak me out if any year since 2019 had been real. luckily they haven't

having kinky sex is great but having them fall asleep with their head on your chest, curled up in your arms while you run your fingers through their hair is something else entirely

sorry can't talk rn my mental illnesses are gangbanging me

I hope you find the type of love in life that makes you feel at ease. I hope birdsong will sound like music to you again. I hope your home is warm during the winter and cool in the summer. I hope people smile at you enough. I hope you wake up curious for what's to come. I hope you listen to your body's aches as signals instead of mere hindrances. I hope that when you reach out, there's a hand to grasp onto. I hope that when you laugh, bursts of happiness accompany the sound. I hope you live a life where today is just as exciting as tomorrow. I hope you don't feel guilt over moving on from the things that were your fault. I hope you rest well. I hope you eat enough. I hope you hold your hopes tightly. I hope you allow them to transform into dreams. I hope your dreams come true.

former gifted kids who now just want to be called dumb and let a man think and decide for them

Gentle reminder that sometimes, from what we think it's the biggest mistake we've ever done, even bigger good things can originate for us. Sometimes we may end up on our path or having the realizations we needed, only after having taken what seemed to be a pretty wrong decision at first. Nothing is ever sure. Just try your best, be hopeful and see.

hey if ur reading this and ur in a bad spot mentally or anything i hope u feel better soon and have a good day ✨⭐️✨

well well well if it isn’t my own mental illness coming to mentally ill me

thinking about the matte blue scooby doo fruit snack

Always.

People don't realize how much strength it takes to pull your own self out of a dark place mentally. So, if you've done that today or any day, I'm proud of you.

We’ll probably all be blogging about Sherlock season 4.

maybe

7/22/2013

date the person who says, “have fun, be safe, and call if you need anything” not the person who gets mad at you for going out w/o them