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if you can't have buddie directly in your canon, con bought is fine — ryliver, apparently

happy pride to the person who asked the question about bodyswap. oliver says i’d strip down and dance around in my underwear. everyone laughs and he says no genuinely, that’s the first thing i would do. okay. sure. gets flustered and stands up. immediately kicks over a water bottle. gets flustered again and sits back down. ryan looks at him, says hmmmm what would i do with your body? oliver says you’d be so lucky. like; you wish. ryan laughs. oliver laughs. repeats what would I do with your body and ryan (bright red) reaches over and sticks a hand in his armpit and gives him a secret little pinch. ryan says hmmm i guess I’d slut it up. like you used to, i’d be a slut. in your body. :) they say thank you very much for the question and move right along like that was the most normal they’ve ever been.

the rise of conservatism and gen z puritanism while still simultaneously trying to be hip and woke is so annoying because you have these people saying "match my freak" and then they get mad at ageplay and petplay and cnc and somno and anything raunchier than a pair of fuzzy handcuffs. you're not a "freak" if you think having a fetish is synonymous with being evil

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.