Just a Lonely Meme

amazing porn gif. unfortunately the caption u paired with it has made it entirely unsharable

girl realising they’re a lesbian call that 💡yurika  

I Was So Good And Polite They Are Putting Me In The Touch Tank At Aquarium Tomorrow.

oh you’re yanking my chain? yank harder

That's one hell of a conspiracy theory you're believing, bud. Just out of curiosity, who's "they"?

SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?

big fan of "one william" as a quantity. keep it up

It makes me think of the mysterious Williamcoin I received in the mail recently.

holy shit, you found it. one william dollar.

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

me: yeah, so one of your most famous works is actually just that commission of a woman that you kept. Honestly, it's less of the piece itself that lead to its fame and more the mystery surrounding it, so I was hoping you could clear that up the decayed corpse of Leonardo Da Vinci that I resurrected: Hai detto che hanno chiamato una tartaruga che combatte il crimine con il mio nome?

we must try to find some small joy in this life because it is actually all we have