Return Of Bambi

😂

Honestly I want to go to Baltimore city to hear the accents, to eat the food and get my hair laid by this one bomb hairstylist.

I literally just told someone that a Baltimore accent is literally a watered down British accent

Naw sus it really is 😩

I lived there for years and it’s so trash when they get into all the dumb ass slang lol

NGL Baltimore got the worst accent I’ve heard to my own ears and I got a thick country accent 

Baltimore and New England accents might be the worst of those from the states. Smh

Our accents cute as shit dont try to play us 😤

Damn why y’all coming for Baltimore like that? Y’all never heard the DC accent? Or South FL accent?

I have bro, you don’t hear how bad y’all accent is because you from there lol south Florida slang the only place that rivals bmores slang

The DC accent sounds perfectly normal compared to a Baltimore accent smh

#i cant believe chris hemsworth is a fusion

#the christal gems

STOP

not actually the topic of this blog but OMG THIS IS SO COOL

im gunna fucking do this I swear. 

Repeat after me, kids: your significant other liking multiple genders does nothing to invalidate the fact that they like you best.

It simply means that they could have chosen literally anyone on earth, regardless of gender, and yet they still picked you.

This is really important.

she said spank me and i slapped her with the word of the lord

Fuck the chimp that threw the raccoon

Receipts?

YEET.

I've been avoiding eye contact with trainers for years. tell THEM that