Can I just...not?

what the actual fuck

Men don’t know women can pee

ive been sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes trying to piss but the pee keeps getting lost in my confusing Woman Body

i haven’t peed in 16 days… my pee keeps running into the minotaur in the labyrinth that is my Womanly Excretory System

who is this… who is this question directed to? People who have some actual dietary reason to avoid fruit? Who looks at a fruit plate and goes “nuh-uh, not unless I have a week and a 20k cash prize on the line.” Is the fruit platter actually the size of a four door sedan?? Has it been poisoned? Who made this??

I’ll pay you 20k to allow me to eat this in one sitting

I think some adults need to realize that teens don’t dislike adults because teens are rebellious and punk, a lot of kids and teens dislike adults because every interaction they’ve had with them is dismissing and condescending 

I’m not even a teenager anymore and I still feel like this.

Notice the fact that when teenagers have favorite teachers it’s the teachers who treat them as equals and don’t talk down to them but with them

This is, however, exactly how Draco would have chosen for Ron to find out. He nearly dies laughing when Harry tells him what happened. 

This made me laugh out loud. Thanks, Dave Birkey.

the Wizard World is a lawless hellscape

Opposite; the Wizard World is a lawful hellscape. The laws suck but they are followed without question

i have a pic i’ve been meaning to post a while but you’re not gonna like it. i don’t even like it

The caption was somehow more upsetting than the image

Do non adhd ppl just….not pace????

Like yall never hear pumped up music and get this feeling to walk???? HELLO????

THIS IS AN AUTISM/ADHD ONLY POST