i am a brogre

would you woohoo me on sims yes or no

frankly im not impressed by your gay best friend’s stupid flat little ass.

i’m relentlessly touch starved and horny but i’m being so brave about it

Life hack: take your own advice

man this feels like a metaphor for anxiety or living paycheck to paycheck 

me looking at my dry hands in the winter: dam…. i got ᵉˣᵐᵃ??

young adulthood is extremely lonely but also wildly freeing. i’ve gotten coffee at three different cafes today

*throws a chicken nugget at your window* why don’t you like me

*opens window* can u throw another

don’t trust me by 3oh!3 comes on and the feminism leaves my body for a full three minutes and twelve seconds

“Where do you see yourself in 5 years” just chilling hopefully

im obsessed with logging on to tumblr and having my brain cells kill themselves