wow...lol ok

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

happy pride month 2021 I ain’t quittin’ you…

I wish ceramics was a required course for school so we would have more creations like this

fuuuck accidentally mixed up dowsing rods and sounding rods and now my pepeneus can detect freshwater springs

sie hat die apfelböttom jeanß und die bööts mit der plüsch

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

my cursed sword doesn't even tell me to kill people anymore it keeps begging me to put on a skirt and tights

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

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