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Garfield and I share a birthday and I like pasta, so this seems appropriate for me.

You don’t want to be rich. You want to live freely.

That’s it

that’s it, man.

The idea of being super-rich actually scares me. I don’t want to be so empty inside that I spend my money on $30,000 ugly handbags and giant boats and shit. I just want to pay my bills without panic and support lots of charities.

And maybe go some places

I can’t get over how well this fits

fits so well you'd think they had the song available to choreograph the moves.

I want a cat that will pose like this for me, and to travel to places like this.

Couldn’t risk it.

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

I like this "your wish come true" post. thought it was worth a reblog.

some of the comments on the original post are funny. these girls got it bad for this guy.

Cookie Monster, hope you get so smart?

toddler mutant ninja turtles

This is my favorite video on the Internet.

little turtles

poor kitty cat. he tried so hard to fits.

this is adorable. the cat even swims.

please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously confess something to you.

Reblog if you want curious anons

please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously confess something to you.