Quarxnox

i haaaate being avoidant. it makes you feel like the world's biggest jackass whenever someone tries to talk to you or whatever and you just Freeze Up

Oh sorry i took a long ass time to reply and didnt say anything. I got arbitrarily scared and tired myself out so now i cant say much. Oopsie teehee. it makes you feel like a huge dickhead

I wish zeppelins were still a widely available means of transport, I'd love to travel the world on an amazing dirigible circuit

Today on my way home from work I saw a guy in a truck and in the bed of the truck there was a life-size cardboard cutout of the guy, shirtless and either sweaty or oiled up

having many trinkets and books is so cool and fun until you realize you have to dust them

but i like dusting them it makes me feel like a pretty maid. that it until i have to dust the hotwheels cars. the only way to dust a hotwheels car is to play with it. and then i get distracted and don't finish sorting my magazine collection

the more cars you have the harder this becomes.

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex