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reblogging myself from years ago bc, yes

damn seems right as my first reblog of 2020 / in years

first corn i see tonight

this is the single cutest thing I’ve ever seen in my whole life

I fucking love Terry Crews.

He’s been so outspoken about toxic masculinity and it just gives me so much hope

Terry Crews is everything good and right with our world. 

I think the most Gemini thing my dad has ever done is one year he threw himself a reverse surprise party for the sheer drama of it. What is a reverse surprise party? you may ask, well let me tell you. So he invites over all his friends and family and then in the middle of dinner he stands up and announces that it’s not a regular dinner, it is in fact, his birthday dinner (his exact words were “Surprise! …. it’s my Birthday”) cue everyone looking panicked, because oh god I don’t have a gift, I don’t even have a card, but my father, wine glass still in hand assures them not to worry and reveals a pile of presents he got for himself and wrapped for everyone to pick one and give it to him as their gift. And honestly? My father is such a legend.

just a simple girl with a highly detailed and romanticized infatuation with the future that haunts her at night also shopping online

millenial generation got a little too beaten down and miserable but im delighted to see that gen z seems to be frothing at the mouth and out for blood